I was just thinking about this combo. I am trying this tonight...

I’m holding out for Sexy Sonic.

If you drive for Uber and a creamy white fluid is leaking from you car, it’s jizz burn your car.

Drives me nucking futs when articles rave about a streamed show and don’t list what service it is under. 

If he cosplays as Sailor Moon he will get the boot. Show the booty get the boot.

Xmen was better.

Who would buy this, Jesus Christ!

This just give more people that chance to yell...

Go to twitch and report that mother fucker... their own guidelines say...

The only way he is going to get kick off is if he cosplays as sailor moon.

Literally from now on when they start yelling to investigate (fill in the democrats name here)‘s so-and-so, immediately start investigating their so-and-so.

Erectile disfracture

Just use some strategically placed magnets and walk up the god damn thing.

They just realized their design sucked.

ask your Cardiologist...

And everyone has assumed he has 1 month to live...he caught the snitch cancer.

Twitter’s home page should say 404 ERROR...Facebook’s too for the matter.

Shit if I didn’t know who the president was right now I would be exponentially happier.

I grew up in the burbs and don’t have a ton of context for some social settings, but I have been listening to serial season 3 about the court systems (very fucked up) One of the main themes is snitches get messed up no matter who it is on. Even if it is your worst enemy, you do not snitch on anyone. My question is in…

Everyone Everyone, are you okay!!! I’m a nurse practitioner!