Why isn’t the head in a box when all the other body parts are

You’ve got a 65 Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
I’ll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly-used sombrero
And I’ll even throw in a stapler, if you insist
Craigslist

It’s worse than that. The Washington Post has an article that people from DC attending a Giants game at Met Life Stadium were denied the opportunity to buy beer because “they don’t accept foreign drivers licences”.

On eBay, I once sold a Washington Capitals Jaromir Jager hockey jersey to a guy in Norway. eBay took care of all the paperwork. No problems.

I’m never getting out of the greys

Typos can be hilarious but what do I know about punctuation.

“Honor” could probably use a coma too

Seems like becoming a doctor is not as hard as it’s cracked up to be

Maybe these jabronies can vote Pete Rose in while they’re at it

Don’t buy a car. Just sayin’

I guess Mercedes goes shopping for a new German driver.

Is this from the Onion?

You have set a low bar for yourself

For a billionaire heir, the ransom was pretty low

Why does Harbaugh care? Boosters will pay his fine.

Plus there’s always the chance that the “illegal voters” voted for Trump

Hey! Without the dealers looking out for their customers, how are they able to get their documentation fee?

You’re ruining a great meme

Now that Castro is gone I suppose all those Miami Cubans will be moving back to Cuba

Or a giant casino