#14 is great

Never gets old.

If someone has been behaving a certain way for a very long time it is unlikely that a vacation (even a long one) is going to modify that behavior meaningfully.

I came looking for this.  Thank you for not making me do an image search.

Is the potential suspect an alien?  Cause that’s the only answer I’m accepting currently regarding this vague explanation.  And yes I would spring for more security too if aliens were posing a threat.  Not that it’ll matter as they will simply erase your memory and the recording.

California can’t even focus on one thing at a time.

Glad to see the state with the highest poverty rate in the US has its priorities straight.

I know.

Any more if the headline is seemingly designed to provoke outrage, I’m simply shrugging. Trust is a hard commodity to regain, and the media’s been doing their best to destroy it with clickbait headlines that don’t have enough backing them to justify the lead.

Well, let me explain... If it was *actually* under Trump, you are allowed, expected, even, to be outraged. But, since it was under Obama, you are allowed to be, and actually expected, to not be outraged.

From the article:

I’ve offered exactly that and her response was not what I was hoping for.

That’s just the way it is, and partly why Apple can afford to do things like build sprawling, $200 buildings in the heart of Silicon Valley.

What a sackless show. The right thing to do here is to take Norm to task for the shitty things he said. But Fallon is incapable of an interview that involves something other playing air guitar, tousling hair and giggling.

Yeah, and he’s going to get nailed to the wall by having to... *checks notes* ... accept $80 million dollars in stock options for stepping down willingly.

Showed him.

The Talk is going to be insufferable tomorrow.

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

a new BMW

That’s terrible.

Take your star and get out 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?