Wait, so this thing is sent over wrapped in cheap cardboard like the rest of the crap I get from China?

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

I don't have to be as diplomatic as Tom does, the dealers don't respond to your absurdly low offers because you are wasting their fucking time. 

Tears For Lower-Tiered Startups

People who recline are monsters. Full stop. 

Wait wait. So, someone makes something neat out of metal using cutting edge technology and you guys get snarky and sarcastic quite obviously making fun of it.   FCA molds in shitty fake rocks in plastic or imprints stupid headlights on the windshield or prints a red jeep on a wheel and you guys cream your pants?

yes, because they were showed the hotter versions in full camo and day or two later. They just didn’t realize how bad they were going to botch the release and people were pissed. Myself included. My dealer said they got allot of angry calls that day and they told GM. Thus a couple days later they showed off the car in…

“This car may have the most embarrassing EXCELLENT depreciation curve of any modern car.”

I might start wearing a Burqa.

Those already exist, they’re called Alfa Romeos.

I gave you the star because I imagined the climax of this movie being two wasteland grunts decked out in metal, chains, and Popeyes containers. One throws a sandwich at the other guy’s face, shoots through it, than blowing the smoke out the barrel and saying:
“Loooove that Chicken...”

“The Popeyes chicken sandwich has been an agent of chaos”

“‘Bing Bong!’ Looks like we’ll be here for a while. Take a look at the Waymo Bites menu in the rear pocket and I’ll be happy to release a snack for as low as $4.99.”

The issue isn’t that people can’t afford new cars. The issue is that people have champagne tastes on beer budgets. There are perfectly serviceable $18K new cars that are perfectly affordable by the median income person. But everyone wants a $35K CUV... And the industry is MORE than happy to cater to this.

Why don’t they reboot cable so it contains all these streaming services.

For real.  I mean, it had a freaking lesbian wedding in season 1.  It was definitely a ground breaking show.

So instead of being the “American version of BMW,” as the story says, this time Cadillac will be GM’s version of Tesla. Maybe this reboot will take, who knows.

Spirit Airlines? They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into...

This could be a Doug Demero bumper to bumper warranty writing bonanza. 

Sorry but...