dwaynespipinghotsouthernborder
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dwaynespipinghotsouthernborder
Jan 24 2019
1

Idk if I agree with her...seems like if you’re good at one, you can figure out how to be good at a related thing. (TMI) I had a bf who said he gave his past gfs multiples and would be upset that I didn’t do the same. He’d just try to keep going to attempt something I didn’t need, want or enjoy. If The One is a quality Read more

Jan 24 2019
1

OMG! This! You’re so far ahead of anyone I’ve ever dated. All you need is to take direction well. Also more/harder/faster isn’t always better.

Jan 24 2019
29

If they wanted to drill a fargin ice hole, they should have used an .88 Magnum.

Jan 24 2019
752

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

Jan 24 2019
9

I argue that these shirts are not for women, but for other men as a display of masculinity. Heterosexual men are to be seen thinking about sex 24/7 and everyone HAS to know that they are straight or goddamn... someone might think they are gay? When you say that anyone who is desperately trying to convince you of their Read more

Jan 24 2019
3

I have tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard!

Jan 24 2019
33

This will never get the huge fargin amount of stars it deserves.

Jan 24 2019
55

Similarly, he said, “You can take a guy that’s not that attractive, stick a beard on him and he’s like freakin’ Zeus.” Read more

Jan 24 2019
54

The only reason I can think of, aside from his skin color, is because Trump is jealous that this remorseless monster actually managed to make the cut at a pro-am, something that Donnie Bitch Tits was never able to do himself.