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dwaynespipinghotsouthernborder
Jan 25 2019
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IM’A GONNA PUT’A YOUR BELLS IN A MEAT GRINDA!

Jan 24 2019
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Its bizarre that men and women are supposed to do these super intimate things with each other but we arent ever supposed to TALK about it. Read more

Jan 24 2019
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Ive always thought of it as the less complicated of the sexual tasks. A gf once said she always takes note of an enthusiastic muff diver because that means he probably isnt great at the actual sex.

Jan 24 2019
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The shorts look ok but the shirt looks like a kid came up to his mom and said “Im supposed to be a baseball in the school play!” and she said “Whens the play??” and he said “In five minutes!” and she ran off and tried to make his costume.

Jan 24 2019
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Anyone who is really desperate to convince people he is good at something probably sucks at that thing. Read more

Jan 24 2019
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And its probably #3,475 on the list of things he has tried to convince Dada he is a “BIG MAN” now.

Jan 24 2019
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A bunch of chinless men pretending to be good at something.

Jan 24 2019
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Its their contention that selling their vehicle to a filthy poor person will damage the “brand”.

Jan 24 2019
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“Its only noodles, Michael”

Jan 24 2019
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Hey! Dont you be bad mouthing the HIE! Its a quality lodging with ample muffins and little to no semen in and around the sinks.

Jan 24 2019
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Shes the WH goblin.

Jan 24 2019
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Or how about I just order my fucking coffee and for five goddamn minutes out of my day not worry about what some purple haired dipshit named Dahkoda thinks about me.

Jan 24 2019
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What is it about modern society that makes us all so eager to be judged?

Jan 24 2019
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Im not a lawyer. I heard it in that Russell Crowe movie “The Insider”. Read more