DWAYNESPIPINGHOTSOUTHERNBORDER's discussions

IM’A GONNA PUT’A YOUR BELLS IN A MEAT GRINDA!

Are you arguing the facts? Read more

Its bizarre that men and women are supposed to do these super intimate things with each other but we arent ever supposed to TALK about it. Read more

this. Read more

Ive always thought of it as the less complicated of the sexual tasks. A gf once said she always takes note of an enthusiastic muff diver because that means he probably isnt great at the actual sex.

The shorts look ok but the shirt looks like a kid came up to his mom and said “Im supposed to be a baseball in the school play!” and she said “Whens the play??” and he said “In five minutes!” and she ran off and tried to make his costume.

Yes I see your point. Read more

Anyone who is really desperate to convince people he is good at something probably sucks at that thing. Read more

And its probably #3,475 on the list of things he has tried to convince Dada he is a “BIG MAN” now.

A bunch of chinless men pretending to be good at something.

Its their contention that selling their vehicle to a filthy poor person will damage the “brand”.

Do we still have the electric chair? Read more

“Its only noodles, Michael”

Hey! Dont you be bad mouthing the HIE! Its a quality lodging with ample muffins and little to no semen in and around the sinks.

Shes the WH goblin.

Or how about I just order my fucking coffee and for five goddamn minutes out of my day not worry about what some purple haired dipshit named Dahkoda thinks about me.

What is it about modern society that makes us all so eager to be judged?

Im not a lawyer. I heard it in that Russell Crowe movie “The Insider”. Read more