
Never worked for us, maybe it works better if the woman is significantly shorter than the man.
You lost me at sober ;)
Are you sure you're doing it right? In my experience it's pretty spectacular.

He found a stranger in the Alps.
"Contraceptives disappeared from the shelves and all women were forced to be monitored monthly by a gynecologist. Any detected pregnancies were followed until birth. Secret police kept their eye on operations in hospitals closely."
Mussolini did the same thing in Italy, as, I believe, Hitler. After all, what's a dictator with a diminishing, well-educated and well-fed population?
But as always, the more you try to prohibit something the people want and need, the more they're going to go to great lengths to get it, even putting their lives in…
"What is this?! A kitchen for Ants?"
- Derek Zoolander
"Would not publish photos of celebs' kids taken against their parents' wishes, in print or online."
The first big clue was the FBI discovered that Liston-Clay was a professional boxing match. After that breakthrough the goose was pretty much cooked.
When new, the pricing was a little sporty for the average American teen, but for a generation of whiny sorority girls whose parents were too pragmatic for a 3-series, but fancied themselves too cultured for a Civic (what WILL the Phi Mu rush committee think?!), this car checked all the boxes.