"Thats a Ziggy!"
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Wow, when your big sister sucks a dick on the internet the whole family wins!
This shit is real.
Maybe you should have spent that four hours doing, oh I dont know, any other fucking thing on Earth.
The days of prank phone calls are over.
Last time I flew Air France had an excellent vegetarian meal.
Yeah, you probably dont want to spend a whole lot of time praising some guy who, rightly or wrongly, is in the news right now for possibly fucking a seven year old.
Corn fed Midwestern reporters with sturdy ankles? Lets get the news van rockin'.
"Hey! Lama! Hows about, you know, something for the effort??"
Why does the Dalai Lama look like Hank Hill?
Another plus for the women, they can be as drunk as they like.
No, no, no. Theres no smooshing.
Nothing will ever beat the cherry lime-aid.
Not if the woman is on the bottom.
69 is the shit.
I am Large Penis Cup Cake Maker Mike.
Youre killing your mother, Richie!!
The children born under this policy eventually revolted and executed him and his wife with AK-47's on Xmas morning if that makes you feel any better.
"Hey, is that a rainbow? Man, this peyote really works"