It’s the damn fit and finish! Too much panel gap.

I guess the toilet was in Beta, needing more real-world testing. I’m sure an OTA update back to Toilet 1.0 will solve the problem

Once again:  ARTICLES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I VISIT THIS SITE.

Have you ever spoken to anyone who owns a Prius?  The fuckers last forever.

Zero Chance... but iF they get that for an unkind, I am sure they are upside down on life, not just their automotive choices. Maybe an overfloater. Their only CD is Soundgardens’ down on the upside because, dang that is a burden in their hand.

It’s actually a pretty fascinating story behind the brand; and the modern attempts to revive the brand are also rife with all kinds of weird twists and turns (and scams?). Not unlike the modern attempts to revive Hispano-Suiza (which has been covered before briefly on Jalopnik):

You know what they say -- better insu-late than never.

I think Jason made it clear any explanation of this taillight setup needs to be given using an overhead projector pulled from one’s pants. 

Right there with you. I was annoyed with the idiots partying in the background making it difficult to hear what he was saying. Then I kept wondering if Bezos was feeling like he was trapped with the serious guy at a party while all his friends were having the time of their lives across the room. Shatner’s part in this…

In a statement to the press, Waller Sheriff Rosco P. Coletrane stated that the youth was quite simply a “good ol boy”, and furthermore “wasn’t meanin’ no harm”.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

...shorter than a Mini Cooper AND with an 8ft bed pls.  It also has to have 7 available shades of brown, and a unicorn tie down system.

Nah, everyone here is jazzed about the Maverick and Santa Cruz with tiny beds too.

Whoah hey wait, 90's Volvo doesn’t count as “luxury”?

The Volt.  Everybody I’ve ever met who actually bought one, loves/loved it.

Unless your car is already broken, in which case: I bet I can fix it.

I’ve used mine for family and hauling, even both at the same time. I can fit a full weeks worth of beach vacation gear, suitcases, etc in the bed with a tonneau cover on it to secure it from the elements and eyes, and have a very comfortable cabin inside for my family. No need for a rooftop carrier and I can just…

The frontend some how reminds me of the Stargate replicators. That said, new car prices even from Hyundai/Kia are way up there now.

Filoni has been cleaning up half-baked story lines and plot holes for years now.

Needs a wing.