Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

Wow thats a high quality .gif

Was it.... a Dodge?

If you’ll excuse me, I have something in my eye. I gotta go do something.

If you’re on Facebook, it’s worth following the page for the “Misunderstood Trailer” - it’s hilarious and a great way to stay up to date on this ridiculous situation.

So a couple is looking at the menu in the diner when the waitress walks up to take their order. Cue the following exchange:

Loved this episode of the Grahm Norton show. Bateman’s face was classic!

No one told us things were gonna be this way

Best trunk popper from the past 10 years.

Is anyone else thinking “Yess!! I no longer have to pay a dealer $70 frickin dollars for 3 minutes of work to program my damn key.”

“[I] Fell off the jetway again.”

came here for this

Samsonite! I was way off.

I never drink ginger ale in any other setting. But for some reason, that is my go-to non-alcoholic airplane beverage. I have no idea why that is, but I know I’m not the only one...

I am not going to say that someone doesn’t have a right to feel what they feel... but damn.... if your skin is THAT thin, what the hell are you doing on the internet? Or in our world? Or you know... not in an Amish cellar somewhere?

I prefer my shops non-prophet.

Like half trifle and half shepherd’s pie.

Also. Do I have to do everything around here?