I teach high school and I can assure you that most people, students and teachers, are aware of those most likely to “go Columbine” up in there. Trust. The thing is, there is literally nothing we can do about it but wait. They can brag about their guns and since it’s #murica, we can’t say shit.

It’s shockingly refreshing.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

+1 flock. Of mongeese.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Plus, his cool podium can move, too:

Death Proof is everything. I think it’s the best film he’s ever made.

Death Proof and Planet Terror are works of modern art. I WILL FITE YOU