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Maybe coulda added Ben Collins in there too. Not a lot of big wins but got some pretty high end/low profile TV appearances, and then being a stunt driver for Bond movies. Ben Collins...All we know is, he’s no longer The Stig

Agreed.  When I saw the QOTD this was the ONLY car ad I could think of.

Infiniti tried to call the FX35 a bionic cheetah, when it was far closer to a whale shark

I believe the Warner Bros trim was the only redeeming feature of the Venture.  

I rented a car at an airport that had a parking garage for their rental cars.  Kind of dark in the garage and I’m unfamiliar with the car and already pissed off from a long day of travel.  I adjust the seat, mirrors are already fine so I drive off to give the person in the kiosk my paperwork so I can go to my hotel. I…

I realized this early on. I never drive past the front of the store (the back where the trucks go is my favorite short cut) and I take the first spot I get to regardless of how far it is from the door. The best is making eye contact with the driver I was stuck behind as I’ve walked nearly to the door and he’s still…

The last sentence is disappointing. 

I don’t understand this website. I jumped into the comments once to make a joke about Chrysler minivans and people jumped in to defend them.

sorcery is best left to sorcerers. 

For most of my adult life each time I had to replace a set of tires it would be a severe impact on my financial well being. I see drifting is the “competitive eating” of the automotive world.

So wrong, so funny!

Kindness of strangers, I guess.  Weird, I know.

Let him stare as you point and laugh at him

Yeah, for whatever reason my set and my brother’s were always partially deflated

This is a car I truly love, and I haven’t seen one at all in probably a decade. But if I saw my favorite dish on a menu priced 4X higher than my mental “maximum reasonable price” I sure as hell wouldn’t order it.

White pants and red socks.

I had this realization one time listening to a different JC song, “I’ve Been Everywhere”, where the line goes: “Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer”...is this a song about a serial killer?

I went to college in a fairly small town where it was common to park on residential streets. I’d parked my car about a week previous and when I finally needed to drive it again it was gone; in the time that had passed since I parked they started road construction. There were signs posted that had a phone number, so I…

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