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Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

You don’t need to wait until February 26 to see a shootout in Chicago.

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

Risk or not with the game... as a 49ers fan that hates the Raiders and Seahawks... I will NEVER EVER WISH THIS ON ANYONE. Not even my enemies.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

In addition: Pat Maroon is from St Louis, regularly went to Blues games at this arena as a kid, and said he always dreamed of scoring a goal there.

With the first pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select...

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

I wish that had been Bowles’ defense. “He’s a smart guy, I thought he’d figure it out on his own.”

Fuck this entire program and school.

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

blah, blah, facts, facts, blah, facts....

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

A continued thank-you to Deadspin for being the only publication of any size and repute to be publishing regular information about a major sexual assault trial involving a former NBA MVP.

No cause Ho’s be Ho’s. I;m related to a professional athlete and there is a never ending stream of women who will go “under agreement.” Meaning, its all implied and understood that they come over for only one reason; to pleasure all the men the Star asks them to and in any manner he asks. No relationship, no dinner