Waiters, checks please!

I’ve been a Royals fan my entire life, but have only ever seen them win one game in person, during the championship season, and Yordano was the starting/winning pitcher vs Dallas Keuchel

I think they mean it more as they wouldn’t be depressed because of the weather, but rather that the weather is awesome would make an already depressed person feel like more of a piece of shit for being unable to enjoy it. At least if you’re feeling down and it’s miserable outside, it’s easier to justify not going…

In other words, I think the immortal words of Doug Heffernan can be applied here: “Denial ain’t just a river in Spain!”

Haha, it blows my mind how bent out of shape people are getting over a joke. I’m American, know what a fortnight means, and thought it was funny, because, yeah it’s not all that common to hear in the US. It’s absurd for people to imply anything beyond that.

I played football for a little over a year, and I totally get what you mean. I wasn’t good, I think because I lacked that competitive drive that makes people get all loud and intense before games and fuck people up on the field, or really talk trash over sports at all.

Already there. Not just with Duke, but other blue bloods as well. It’s even more hilarious how they seem to forget it as soon as the next year, and it all happens again.

You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date with a babe...

He’s probably tired of them all pronouncing his name “CROW-DAH”, too.

Couldn’t agree more. I’d eat fresh homemade tortillas until I explode.

If you can find the damned “any” key, that is.

I can imagine some poor coach calling timeout right before what would have been a miss or a block, then the kicker makes the real attempt.

I turned my TV to this game and yelled out in horror as the Seahawks’ uniforms melted my retinas

His name already is fantastic, but I have to second this motion.

“Shackleford, Admiral Rusty. I’ll keep my coat.

Bonus points for having Dale Gribble as your avatar while posting this

That’s bad...

That’s good!

I hope the free frogurt was worth it!