WHYYYYYYYY
I guess a certain fan of his (whom I believe doesn’t want to be mentioned here) would find this most disheartening. :-(
Eating chicken = tiny penis
If you want your son to have a large dick and totally be a dick to women because of said large dick, then don’t eat chicken. You can thank me later.
Goomba 2016
GOOMBA
WTF is with #BoycottStarWarsVII?
Is this seriously because a bunch of racist fucks think that having (another) black guy somehow relates to white genocide? Please tell me I’m getting this all wrong. If not, then I’m still not surprised. The things that these dicks say has absolutely no bounds.
Stay away from the roads...
...because I’ve finally received my driver’s license! :D
This is why "cumin" doesn't quite work in pornography
I’ll leave you to revel in its awkwardness:
Most productive Monday ever
What did I do today, you ask?
Clashtalk Poll: Who Am I?
I forgot.
That awkward moment...
...when you get followed by A Wiener.
Baby's first phone interview
After some confusion in the process, it turns out that I will be having my first phone interview in three days. It is for a company in Missouri (I’m in Texas), but have already decided that I won’t be relocating so soon, even if I do get the job. Instead, I’ll just be using this interview as practice for my next…
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Hey, guys. I’m just testing the headline, and it turns out that one character is actually sufficient. Carry on, everyone. Nothing to see here. Shoo shoo, scram.
WTF, man?
“Darkest hours in history”? Even worse than slavery or the Holocaust? Oh yeah, that’s right. Fuck the darkies and the Jews. Gay people have started their takeover of the planet and won’t stop until every straight person is exterminated. I’m so glad we have someone like Ted to lead the battle against evil. Rainbows are…
Really, lady?
Instead of saying something nice or just ignoring it, you post this spam. Then again, you’re running a spam account (which I have already reported). Go back to watching Mike Huckabee and leave people alone.
FFS, Kinja
I just encountered the weirdest bug. When I posted a (grey) comment on Gawker and clicked on the “show more replies” button, it appeared to put my name on a trollish comment. Although I obviously hadn’t written it, I was still kinda afraid that it would somehow become visible and mislead others. My heart nearly…