Its doubleplusawful that he is the one doing the self promotion thing on social media

These motherfucking people.

How long they’re sitting under the heat lamps makes a difference, in my experience. Some seriously fluffy shit can come out of a Popeye’s.

Ok so maybe I’m feeling permission to share when I should instead be trying to hone my acidic/comic commenting craft.

Shitbird wasnt even a cop, he was a corrections officer.

BTW, how exactly do i get out of the grays? This is a chronic issue for me, and its not like I give shitty kinja.

Motherfucker was a CO before he was a self-styled CEO.

Resting snitch face, you could say.

Good.

To paraphrase an album title, “give me convenience or give me fascism”

If you’re under the age of, let’s say 12, and are sexually assaulted, I can understand how that might over-determine how eager you are to engage in a practice you may see as self defense.

I am aware that “mc chris” raps about tripping on robitussin, but he is not who I think of when you say “mumble rap”

I thought lean was codeine and promethazine?

Lazy, or confused, or can’t read the buttons on the remote control because good grief where the fuck are my bifocals...

This to me reads as “we’re opposed to making police union lawyers work on weekends”

How about:

If you’re his lawyer? You’re so fucking stupid you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Good god, you are one dishonest dissembling motherfucker. Going through your posts its clear to me that you aren’t just a garden variety idiot, you have a very clear agenda here.

Horseshit. SF-86 forms make it well fucking clear that lying on them, including lying by omission, is perjury.

This situation is a lot more like walking into a bank with a gun, hand a note to a teller in which you demand money, but because your penmanship is terrible the teller just blinks and then asks you what you want, at which point you run out the door.