We’re all at Ted Drewes, we don’t have time for Kinja.

So, “Life is Strange 2077"?

How would that work? Would the planes fly really low, and the draft left in the plane’s wake will put out the fire like blowing out a match?

They do claim to have multiple data centers, but yes, if the entire country goes up in flames, you may have problems.

They claim to have redundant data centers, and the primary one is inside a mountain. Nothing is infallible, of course. If you’re worried about that, you could use their IMAP/SMTP gateway application to download your mail to a local copy of Thunderbird, then store that somewhere else in another cloud.

I think if an…

So, it’s a Slim 5 on buttered bread? Eh, I’ll try it.

There’s a vending machine at my work that’s had three-packs for months. Honestly didn’t know they were “rare.” I guess I should learn to treasure these things...

Anyone out there that thinks a conductor doesn’t put in work? Look at this shit (random Google Images ahoy).

I still miss Vilerat.

Fighters have to be licensed by wherever the fight happens. But in general, states honor each others’ suspensions, so they would have a hard time fighting anywhere in the US. Internationally, it’s a crap shoot. Many countries don’t have a local equivalent of states’ athletic commissions.

I’m saddened by the blatant omission of my boy Master Shake.

Apparently I’m the last person on Earth who hasn’t seen this movie. I know it’s got a kid who freezes his tongue to a flagpole, and something about a lamp that looks like a woman’s leg, and that’s basically it.

5th gear: Are you saying Michelangelo, the hippest of the Ninja Turtles, was a criminal?

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction with this comment.

Death by snu-snu!

The Munchkin CCG has promotional class cards that are roughly double-sized. You never have to shuffle a class card into a desk, so this works.

Waiting for the Unicron coffee table...

That is the best typo in all the world.

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Most of these tweets still make exactly as much sense with the new pictures as they probably did with the original ones.

In that case, a game like The Sprawl would be a good choice to DM. Relatively light rules, and all the important ones can be distilled down to a few pages.