You see, Jalopnik did a site-wide audit, and your name came up as one that did not originally pay to be out of the greys . . .

It’s important to remember that this effects buyers of new Teslas as well. If you buy a $20,000 feature that cannot be transferred when you sell the car, that’s an instant $20,000 of depreciation right there. Your $100,000 car’s value on the used market is only $80,000, before you even buy it.

I liked Tesla, but this whole situation has soured Tesla for me... I have no respect for a company that does shit like this. Seems to me that this is something the DOT should be getting involved in.

Also: I’ve literally been reading this website for many years now, and somehow, for some reason, someone put me back into…

It’s a very annoying and stupid thing Tesla is up to. I mean if it’s on a car when being sold, taking it off later amounts to theft. The argument that it’s a software and is licensed to the first owner doesn’t hold water.

Jason, I’ll drag race you with our cheap Chinese electric car.

TIL that golf carts are ridiculously expensive.  I don’t know what I would consider a good price...maybe 1/3 that?  Jesus, $9k.  

Autibianchi! I was thinking Lancia. Such a cute lil bambino, my cat though is bigger.

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

During the actual trial would have been a great time for that.  I’m guessing it didn’t work.

or become the president. 

GUNS ARE NOT FUCKING TOYS.

He represents Twitch. If he behaves in a way that makes them look bad, they have every right to kick him to the curb.

He was definitely drunk as he said in his follow-up video. It’s mentioned in the article.

I dunno if he was drunk, but there was at least alcohol present. Drunken gun shenanigans probably isn’t the image Twitch is looking for for their platform.

There are plenty of responsible streamers waiting to take his place.

Haha. Partially that, and partially from driving with the windows open.

You’ve never driven in the desert have you?

Ballaban regarding Koennigsegg: ‘We don’t agree to press embargoes in exchange for earlier access’

See, many rich and powerful people have commuted crimes or said or done horribly offensive things. And with the invention of social media the general public is now capable of voicing their outrage about this. Many of these comedians have made jokes or statements about how it is wrong that the public is trying to hold…

I think we should cancel Kevin Hart and Martin Lawrence, mostly because they aren’t funny and have zero talent. 

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby.