I was afraid he was gonna be Curtis Mayfielded.

That’s a legit comp, but I personally see Mac Tonight.

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

So here’s something I SHOULD be happy about instead I’m bummed. Today I did my gym’s DRI-TRI - a 2000M row, 300 body weight exercises and then a 5K run. I’ve been working out there regularly for 7 months and wanted to see my progress. Well, I of course was the fattest one there and also the last one to finish. I was…

The A.V. Club

Thank you for that. I’ve been sitting here for a while now trying to understand just what the hell right triangles had to do with any of this.

I love that he rants against stats and how they’re only used to support a narrative. And then (after displaying his painful misunderstanding of the Pythagorian Theorem) drops the “they haven’t gone this long without scoring 20 points since 1977!” without the slightest hint of irony.

I don’t know. I’m trying to get the right angle to understand all of this.

It really was a solid tangent.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

“I agree, that Giants offensive line is doo doo.”

ONE. HUNDERD. NAZI. SCALPS.

NICOLE KIDMAN. Reese Witherspoon seems more like a trash talking mean girl without the skills. But Kidman seems like the type who can do anything, and always follows through when it counts.

Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

Because you can’t mind freak a mind freak, obviously.

I see it all the time in the engineering world. People have some expertise in some specific area, and think that applies to everything. Yes, you know how to design something important, that doesn’t mean your weird ideas about biology are true.

“Unfortunate little slip from him, Brain.”

So you’re saying Drafthouse CEO Tim League had heart, but Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri had a football in the groin?

The man never rolled a d4 in his life.