S/he was also omnisexual?

Why not? They’re almost entirely the same car.

Managers who come from MBA programs and have absolutely no idea about the type or nature of the work they’re managing are almost always fucking morons. Managers who have progressed through the ranks and understand both the organization’s culture, and the nature of the work they’re managing, are likely to be quite good.

Why is my Earl Grey tea salty?

Is he as borderline retarded as he looks?

You’re in the clear, no lawsuit forthcoming.

That might be a little on the libellous side.

A pleasure, as always. If you ever need somebody snark a comment, you know where to come.

Read the headline.

HIV-curing pancakes, here you come?

In other other other news, 150 people went inexplicably missing today in Somalia. Whatever you do, don’t follow the smell of barbecue to the pile of freshly turned soil. There’s nothing to see there. It’s just a composting pilot project.

Pay them a shit salary, demoralize them, and excise every shred of joy from the workplace, and theft/sabotage is something you’ll have to watch for, because you’ll deserve to be fucked as hard as you’re fucking them.

Something about it makes me want Red Lobster for some reason.

In totally unrelated not-at-all-the-same-thing news, a village was decimated by terrorists in Somalia today. 150 children were killed during a campfire sing-along by an improvised remote-controlled jet armed with a missile.

They’re not combatting theft, they’re combatting their employees.

Where the fuck do you work? North Korea?

What if I’m not white and not in America?

What you believe in is irrelevant and doesn’t qualify you to have a professional opinion.

No disagreement here.

You’re a Christian idiot.