Lamb, ram. hogs, dogs

This is the “Yeah, but... HILLARY’S EMAILS!” of this scandal.

Getting that free outrage publicity.

Don’t be mad, Donald Trump is hiring.

They hate her ‘cause they ain’t her.

Yep. Aaron Paul in a Shitty Wig gets my vote.

Personification of spoiled potato salad

Fucking Bev...

Except I think he’s conservative.

So that tiny little butthole mouth is genetic?

(Trying Too Hard to Convince You of My) Quality Sushi Emporium

I don’t know who she is, but Toni Collette should play her in the movie, End of Days 2.

Because, as much as I fantasize about it, and as justified as he’d be in doing it, he’d never pull a Ray Patterson on us.

Trump is just going to start buying bigger suits. Pence is going to stress his way into a Trumpian comb-over by the time this is through.

Don’t give your job away by adding special ingredients. Just stop adding Love.

Nah, Trump’s would just stick his head on one of Volgograd’s monuments to the Battle of Stalingrad.

Before you asked, I could really only offer TransOhio, which I learned of after Leelah Alcorn’s death. I did a bit of Googling and learned about the True Colors Fund and #RuralPride.

I donated in Pence and Trump’s names this morning.

On the bright side, this more than likely means that Trump will end up living out what I’m sure is one of his nightmares: having a 50-year-old wife.

Chris Christie is probably driving to convenience stores buying up burner phones as we speak.