When you give it back to Mazda, remind them that Honda DOES.

Congratulations on finding the box scores! If you check them a little more closely, you’ll notice that Embiid is an aggregate minus-2 in the series, which is actually slightly worse than neutral.

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

A friend of mine with a BMW once told me that analog tire pressure gauges were good enough, and that you should never spend the extra money on a digital one, because nobody needs that much precision in their tire pressure measurements.

I think the picture showing the crashed cart tells you about everything you need to know. Almost every single weld is blown out. Also we are looking at the right side when the car hit the left side. More than likely, he was wearing a belt, but the harness bar was destroyed in he impact.

He should run through every stop sign the 3rd base coach throws up for the next month and then defend himself with “I was hustling, wasn’t I?”.

Coming from a 37 year old with a comfortable job who makes too much for down payment assistance but not enough to make reasonable headway toward accumulating $20,000 in dormant wealth, this is absolutely true.

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

They sure don’t build ‘em like they used to. Remember when cars were made of steel and patriotism, could be fixed with nothing more than a flathead screwdriver and sheer force of will, and would drive multiple dozens of miles with just a valve job, carburetor tune-up, distributor adjustment, chassis lube, fan belt…

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.

100% of the fish die after being released.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

No video though? The fuck is this, the Vimeo HQ?

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

There’s a restaurant nearby that always yells “Order for <name>!”
There’s also a lot of Amish around here with names atypical for modern America.
So, just to mess with them once, I said my name was Madorder.

“ORDER FOR MUH-DORDER!”

Time for this ol’ chestnut:

Well, you fuck one sheep, and...

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

im sorry but that cant be Road Atlanta, it doesnt have random tire barriers in all the spots where youd cut through the grass

Everyone will laugh, until you start beating out Vette’s and all the faster looking cars.