So, it’s essentially an extremely dedicated cosplay?

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

No, we will all be saying, “How is that ratfucker Tom Brady cheating this time?” since that’s the narrative forevermore.

Funny story: during a time when I was very sad about my dry spell, I had to stop watching this show because it was killing me how much action these old ladies were getting.

This.

Please, NY real estate prices would drive Parker Industries out of the city. Only ne’er do well children of Latverian billionaires would be able to lease Manhattan commercial space.

Look no further than your local men’s league softball. There is a clear group that is win at all costs and a group that is, hey lets go have some beers and see how far we can hit the ball.

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

never 4get

Retirement, Day 1: Tom Brady goes on a coke bender and beats a pool store employee to death with a perfectly inflated football because they don’t carry white pool covers.

Oh god, please let something else happen in sports today.

To those genuinely curious, as well as the dipshit grays: Yes, I would have said the same thing before the whole “Hulk Hogan is a racist, homophobic bigot” thing happened. Hulk Hogan has always been all about making Hulk Hogan richer and more famous. He’s the ultimate political animal. Roddy Piper has universally been…

I’m making a lasagna for one, and it’s raining on my face.

No, you’re crying.

Drew Magary v. Will Leitch

I just hope the demise of Gawker, the main site, does not lead to Deadspin (or, to a lesser extent io9) going down too. I feel like both of those could survive on their own.

I’m not one to trumpet Intangibles and Scrappy Factors and He Just Plays The Game The Way It’s Supposed To Be Played bullcrap; numbers don’t lie. But.... the Sox offense was just different when Victorino was in the lineup, even when he wasn’t producing tangible WAR results. I don’t know what it was.