It just strikes me as fishy. If Varys told Elia "Here, we're going to swap this baby in case someone comes to kill you." Why would her reaction not be "Why don't you get me, my daughter, and my son out of here now?" The woman was a Martell—she wasn't an idiot.

If Aegon is legit, he'll die pretty quickly.

*Additional Spoilers*

Any excuse to link to You Can't Take the Throne From Me.

It seems like plenty of men getting work done too.

Probably a little harder than being a passive Internet troll, I'd imagine.

I believe that ceremony does have an historical basis in fact, for what it's worth.

"It makes it seem like everyone is a rapist pig in Westeros."

Well, there was the bride and her party who died in that limo fire a couple days ago.

I hope they purchased Trip Insurance!

No kidding, as someone married 6 months ago this nauseated me.

Mayo as such is disgusting, but it makes a great spreadable, non-soaking vehicle for other things, like Sriracha or garlic.