Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

Alright, I’ve been dying to bring this up here since I spent way too long researching this yesterday after my rewatch of the series.

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch

You saying my 16 month old is wrong? Fuck off.

Hot take, also the right take: Solaris did not deserve an F.

This discussion is fascinating to me: my wife and I have kids, occasionally stressful jobs where we sometimes have to work after hours, a decidedly lower end of middle class wage and lifestyle, and yet the so-called prestige shows listed here are basically a checklist of what we watch. The Americans, Better Call…

I just moved in Seattle from Austin...

I have only been one time to one in Austin, but it was one of my best movie experiences ever. Large, comfortable chairs, small theaters with not a ton of people watching with you, they actually enforce rules like no cellphones to protect your good movie theater experience, and if you want anything to eat or drink at…

Well, you can walk into an Alamo and buy a beer. And I don’t mean just like no beer in a paper cup, I mean a GLASS OF BEER.

Alamo Drafthouse started in Austin as an independent arthouse movie theater with a brilliant business model. Because it’s so awesome, it franchised around Austin and then into other cities.

IIRC, once it grew, the leadership team split. The original founders still run one of the locations in Austin, but a different…

Asking us to do your basic research for you is physically lazy, but asking if a place named Alamo is an “east-coast thing” is intellectually lazy. Besides, Alamo Drafthouse is fairly frequently reported on around these parts, most recently for staging women-only screenings of Wonder Woman.

a shitty corporate chain bar that shows movies like lawrence of arabia in 35mm on a fucking sunday afternoon, or how about LOVE by Garpar Noe in 3d. Perhaps a doubleheader of peckinpah, maybe a marathon of old school charles bronson films, or deeply weird aftermarket budget horror films on sunday nights. caught the…

I love their fried pickles and milkshakes way too much to leave there with a clean conscience.

They’re a solid mini chain of theaters that have comfy leather seats, excellent picture & sound and they serve great food & drink (I had a manhattan and a flatbread pizza during Wonder Woman). They also do retro screenings of stuff like The fly, Hot Fuzz, Jaws, The Bicycle Thief, etc.

It’s a movie chain that was started in Austin, TX. They do cool things like the all female screening of Wonder Woman and the all clown screening of It.

Glad I can still go to Alamo in good conscience.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Holy sisters are constantly getting in trouble with the Vatican for their progressive politics. It’s not just you who has noticed that.

I think this is the answer. I’m sure there will be employers that will turn him down after a google search, but I’m also sure there are plenty of employers who don’t give a shit. Honestly. He may as well just apply to Fox today, he’s a shoo-in.

On the next page they had Ted Cruz as the textbook definition of “creepy porn.”