Here's a picture of my dog wearing glasses to make you feel a little better.

Can you imagine working in HR or at a help desk and this is your job? To look at this all day. I can't even imagine.

I have been. What a douche. He totally ruined my mood. I was gonna post an otter-ly ridiculous pun originally.

I've already emaied Gawker support but you should as well.

Erin, can you do something about the awful gifs and pictures?

I think he did it too. I thinks it's strange that he wouldn't remember more detail about a day that included cops calling about a missing ex-girlfriend. And he couldn't really give a good answer when Sarah Koenig confronted him about that. I know he was high at the time but still. The thing I don't understand is…

Totally agree. She is somewhere between. Though I don't understand why she's making negative comparisons to Jeffrey Eugenides. At least he has a Pulitzer. He's not just another hack like Nick Sparks.

That's genius. Hopefully he's a bit more clever than dad.

It's true. We are BFFs for a reason.

Oooh. Totes jelly.

Yeah, yeah. He's pretty. But you're still wrong. :)

I want to star this, unstar it, and then star it again.

Sorry, Chris. You ain't no Dr. Malcolm.

I can't. Darren Wilson's life is not over. He still lives and breathes and has good things to look forward to. You know who's life is over? Michael Brown. Because he is dead. Gone forever. That is what it means for a life to be over.

It's an allusion to a 30 rock episode.

Janis Joplin. :)

They really tie the room together.

Oh yeah! And the Restoration Hardware airplane fuselage chairs. Those things are bitchin.