“A dedicated Cardinal would have just simply shipped Pitino and McGee off to a different school.”

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

Smallpox, bigpox; I’ll take any blankets they got.

Even if he were blacklisted he could try hitting dingers for another team under an assumed name.

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

Clever girl.

Up there with ontology recapitulates phylogeny.

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

Now those are words Talib by.

“You’re with me, leather.” - Death

Berman (to himself): Nobody circles the menu items like this Buffalo Wild Wings patron.

This is the sound of one hand crapping

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

They’re also an aging six-piece psychedelic band from Iowa City.

If I called those dildos “brave” for defending their home, I’d be ascribing a human characteristic to an inanimate object - would that be considered pathetic phallusy?

“Challenge accepted”