I mean, I know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, but why you gotta be so mean about it?

Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

I bought a car recently (2017 Mazda 3), and the part that took forever was not the paperwork, but the vehicle prep. Documentation was just a matter of old registeration, old insurance, and driver’s license. Sign about three pieces of paper, and give them a check (I paid cash). In fact, the sales rep was able to make…

And boy are their arms tired...

Perpendicular, not parallel.

To be fair, a black guy playing golf is pretty uppity, is the kind of thing racist people think.

No. He’s rolling his wrists on the follow-through. The clubface is perpendicular to the ground.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Sun Ra(pe)

I was thinking C-3PO had really let himself go.

Phew, I was worried that he wasn’t going to land on his feet. It’s a relief that America is great again, as evidenced by a white man unfairly run out of office for merely ignoring and covering up systemic rape falling upwards. #MAGA

Possibly Mad Dog?

fuck no

Does anybody in the Trump admin not have “resigned in disgrace” on their resume?

The Folding Table Emporium and Zubaz Outlet.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

When I first saw the grainy still shot and the hair, I thought this was going to be a classic Cheryl Miller article.

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Seeing as my trash talk doesn’t explicitly refer to my opponents by name but rather creates a obvious allegory about present circumstance with which they should identity, I’m more of a subwoofer.

He really is astonishingly close to Farmer Fran.