in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Remember a disaster called “Cash for Clunkers”? That’s where they are. Dead. Garbage. Recycled.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The most egregious part is the terrible pass that the starting qb of an NFL team throws AFTER the shove.

He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

I took a similar oath:

Why? Is the American flag not good enough for them anymore?

Not to mention that OSHA probably has very little authority in London, England.

OSHA is not going to be pleased about the lack of railings...

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Got squeezed out by Duck Dynasty camp t shirts.

(as a Villa fan, UA’s kits this season are the best we’ve had in years)

He really good at making white apparel disappear.

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

“...Oh, this would have been a much better excuse.”

Ban it! Get it out!

It’s one of them muslin cars.

I really like the first gen Panamera. Fight me.