Stop micturating on my freedom!

Para usted ingles?

Thing that strikes me is how badly Huff has let himself go.

But protesting IS a job. Or has Aubrey not heard about the Soros Money that never stops pouring in for all of us?

Rather impressive given that the author of The Art of the Deal was only able to finagle 4 years.

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

I guess giving important jobs to people with no background or qualification is the new trend of 2017

The smart money says the administration didn’t know there was a South Sudan.

Your assignment is to re-watch The Karate Kid. Your punishment is to watch The Karate Kid 4.

Somewhat unamusingly, an edict came down from our airline management via email about this. They were going to start holding the flight crews accountable for anyone who got on board who was turned away from the USA (it costs the airline an enormous amount of money when this happens.)

the next person from the midwest who tries to bring up 9/11 to justify this to me is getting hit with a ClueX4.

*re-reads article*

Right. They’ll be cubs.......(crickets)

Baylor alum here. May I suggest the Brazos River near campus? A lot of used needles, mutant fish and other charming oddities would make them more comfortable.

Between this and the news that Sue and Jay Paterno want to be PSU board members, fuck the NCAA, if ever there was a reason to use the death penalty on a university...

The Baylor football program, police department, and any boosters aware of this need to be drowned in a deep lake.

Manti Teo is dating Utah’s sixth man?

Sorry, LIB, but it’s hardly the first actual case of voter fraud in this country!

I kinda want to know more about that Russian skating tragedy. From what I could find, Inga Artamonova was a speed skating champion whose alcoholic husband murdered her when she was only 29.