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That’s why he’s so grumpy.

Deep cut, 10/10, would star again.

There is nothing appealing about them at all, and their continued existence is baffling, even when stoners are taken into account.
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0.00001089743% of the world’s population has the coronavirus Read more

Indiana Jones and His Latest Lab Results.

Indiana Jones And The Discount Coupon for a Meal at Luby’s

I’m honestly a pretty big ToD fan. It captures the pulp action feel of an old adventure novel better than the other 2. Read more

This looks fun. And Katz’s is one of my favorite places on Earth. But I just can’t stomach Fallon for even a second. So I’m conflicted and sad, but will not watch. Read more

I feel like not enough is said about just how solid the women of SNL have been for the past, I dunno, ten years? Read more

Yeah, seriously. The fact that this kind of shit qualifies a person for a show on Discovery/Science is yet another indication of how fucking far our society has fallen. Sympathies to the dipshit’s friends and families and anyone who’s actually suffering because of this, but fuck an attention-seeking, science-denying… Read more

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident. Read more

You should see the original:

“You’ll Never Guess Who Has One of the Top Bids on That Rare Nintendo Playstation” Read more

I don’t even see it as being about her personally. I figured he meant he was finished with everything except press. Meaning ‘you’ more generally, as in ‘you, the press.’ I do think the phrasing was purposely to allow possible personal interpretation, but I don’t find it creepy in the least. It’s like if I’m at a… Read more

I love how this thread has morphed from “maybe don’t accost children and make them cry” to me suddenly becoming a lobbyist for Ringling Bros. 

Bring back Kilborn! Read more

Only if you think that Jimmy Fallon would be better if he were even needier for attention 

But...why?

I’ll be that geek who points out that The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Arthur breaks the sword he pulled out of the stone in a battle, and later the “Lady of the Lake” gives him Excalibur.