Great name for a Soul Asylum cover band.
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*sigh* ain’t it the truth.
Very cool but can I wipe my butt with this?
Sure sure sure but can I wipe my ass with it?
If it’s possible to wipe your ass with cans of Chunky Soup, Ted’ll be fine.
If I have the all hand sanitizer, doesn’t that mean that everyone else has dirty fucking hands? Seriously, this corona virus thing...wtf. CHILL. The. fuck. OUT.
mmmmm unlimited coats.
A roll of nickles. Continues to be all I can think about whenever faced with anything Grimes related.
Cookie Crisp yes! We have the same mouth. I honestly can’t imagine anything looking more like a tiny cookie and tasting so so much less than one. Cookie Crisp tastes like a really shitty healthy cereal. Like, one that should’ve been a punchline on Letterman. A joke healthy cereal. Just make it with tiny cookies! What… Read more
Combos are fucking gross. The commercials always made the stuff inside of them look sort of gooey or something (which for whatever reason, appealed to me) but the actual consistency of inside is like compacted dry soup powder. Combos are gaaaarossning.
Yeah, I’m sure this was a blooper.
100%
YES!
Temple Of Doom is fun as hell, and also terrifying. I get that it’s super popular to shit all over that one, but whatever, that movie is cool. So is Kingdom Of The Crystal Skulls.
“We need a PA announcer.” Read more
I feel the beercade has been a pretty major contribution to 21st century life.
You’re kidding, right? Because he looks like a serial killer.
So it’ll be that stupid shit they did with the Muppets except with Harry Potter? No thanks. I swear to Gorg, The Office ruined everything.
This times a million. It’s hilarious how the origin story of AMERICA rebranded itself as formed by people “fleeing due to religious persecution.” Religious wackos and misfit toys. Flavors enhanced by slavery.
Those pancakes are going to get cold really fast and then they will be gross. A cold pancake is one of the most useless things on Earth. Get outta here with your pancake board.