I’m beginning to automatically associate Jon Hamm with smooth egg shapes.

I will say that the new US Customs section of the Calgary Airport is very nice. They even have bikes that you pedal to power plugged in appliances.

Now that I’ve seen John Mulaney live a few times, I COMPLETELY see his style in Stefon writing. And I’m sad for not being allowed in the room when they come up with this shit. Mulaney rules.

The people under the stairs. Not the right movie for a 6-7 year old, but my mom seemed pleased at how upset my brother and I were.

Except for Rockford.

His landing zone missed
He broke his leg twice;
Gonna find out Who’s a trained medical professional
Santa Claus is coming to town

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE PANCAKE HANDS HOW DO THEY GRASP OBJECTS OR USE ROTARY TELEPHONES

Dawson is a fantastic performer, I couldn’t be happier with her work. She seems to have a good feel for introducing unsolicited feeling to lines (like when she chuckles to emphasize something, and so on) - I could easily see her and Scalzi being a nice fit (sorry Wil)

Oh, snap.

I wish the same rules applied at my job.

“This suit is tough to get used to,” Duke sighed. He leaned forward at the table to rest his head in his hands. Batman sat across the table, watching in slow motion as a question he asked himself weeks ago, “I wonder how long it’ll take for him to impale his hands” came to a bloody and embarrassing moment.

It could also be a nod to a guy I knew back in 2004, who took one too many bee stings whilst trying to clear a nest. The parallels are uncanny.

/obligatory DC color comment

HER NAME IS NOT ELEVEN

......As opposed to those ever-so-frequent decoy swings without any intent to hit the ball? What?

I love that restaurant. I don’t recommend the “stuffed peppers”

Dare I even say it. No, I cant......