PART DEUX:

A lot of people got really mad about facial expressions, gameplay, combat mechanics, etc. I get mad when aliens 500 lightyears away look like humans and hug. I also get really, really mad when people don’t pull up to the line all the way at a red light. Welcome to the curse of me.

In other news, once you realize that Trump speaks EXACTLY like John Mulaney’s voice for the NY Post, you will never un-hear it again.

Just a random vent here:

Up for the challenge:

This is your annual reminder that Marshall went rogue and called his own press conference to throw the woman he beat under the bus. Fuck that guy.

“Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach. - Cuba.”

Just an incredible first episode....I’m fighting the urge to ask literally everyone I see today “IS THIS REAL!?”

I think we need to submit both to the Smithsonian and call it a day

Late last year I was sitting at a bar in the Jacksonville airport. An old man sat down on the stool next to me, and proclaimed/asked, “I don’t drink, can I get a diet coke?” I was down a few large beers at the time and gave into him wanting to strike up a conversation. ESPN was on TV, and he kept interjecting with…

Anyone else ever notice that Buchholz looks exactly like the evil Family Guy turtle?

Black Mirror season 4 should be exclusively about her.

This assumption that the Bears will release Cutler is illogical - with one of the most attractive contracts in the league next season (and moving forward), the Bears would be idiots not to trade him outright.

In defense of the new generation of sensible Cubs fans everywhere, the “curse” is a remnant of the old guard - the 10 o’clock news lede or ESPN forced storyline. Theo did away with that old way of thinking the moment he came in.

That recent South Park episode feels so perfect now.......I can picture Trump putting on a Boston record, slowly sitting a nice Port, and going full troll until election night

We have new surveillance footage just before the explosion.......

Even Brady is in preseason fuck it mode, deflating balls with novelty scissors for all to see.