“Micheal Jordan and his incredulous staff don’t deserve what is happening.....”

On that note, the Uruguay national anthem reads like a Trump stump speech:

WHERE IS THE TIE-ADVANCED?

I know the 120 thing is national, but I’m not sure if the drive at 670 is considered a more lucrative spot.....Holmes is a machine as far as his current schedule goes, that’s for sure.

I’d be really surprised if they didn’t move Laurence Holmes to the afternoon with DB.

Cross the streams of Mike North and Chet Coppock and you may in fact tear a hole in the space time continuum.

Fearing he might be losing Eddie’s attention, Pierre Mcguire immediately shoved a popsicle up his ass.

“A whole new way to love McDonald’s”

It’s not so much the heat, it’s the wall separating the luge and bobsled tracks that will kill you.