These folks are truly awful human beings.

Get a lightly used QX70, add a turbo (or two!), and pocket $15k for a rainy day. With the back seat down it’s remarkable how much crap you can stuff in the back, and it will handle well and haul ass.

Wow, I’m surprised I haven’t seen this before. Homeboy has a serious marshmallow fetish too.

WHAT THE F IS GOING ON WITH THE MIND WHO CREATED THAT PAGE?

He was wearing plastic cleats and when he took a longer stride to step on the plate his cleats slid. He's such a good dude too, I feel bad for him.

I’mI'm all the way down for two reasons: 1) it’s more old-school looking, 2) I have short fingers.

Uhhh Shams... don't you mean fibula? 

Whatever stiffens your nipple ;)

My Mango is King Kong Bundy in cat form.

Do NOT search for “hog wild” on pornhub.

Perfect.

You’ve hated mayo your entire life... it kinda sounds like you've never really given it a chance. I think you should try it!

Sarver sucks, but he never threatened to move the team. That piece of the story was attributed to him by a reporter who later recanted.

Dear sweet baby Jesus, PLEASE let this be a frame job by the Dolphins' Ross. 

Completely agree. When I read the “this is MAGA country!” and about the hats my BS detector went off.

I switched hands and gained a stroke.

“Be Best” does sound illiterate. 

Well said!

This is going to torpedo the Jets next NFL year. YES YES YES nourishment for my soul!

Glendale is the answer. There are a TON of Raiders fans in the Valley, and many of them have work release during the day on Sundays.