"Hey, 'Goodbye, Mr. Chips' is on next! Yeah, I guess that is a weird double-feature."

"Hey, 'Goodbye, Mr. Chips' is on next! Yeah, I guess that is a weird double-feature."

Their names are Yesir and Nosir, yet they don't look arabic.

Their names are Yesir and Nosir, yet they don't look arabic.

A sitcom about Lizard people in disguise?

A sitcom about Lizard people in disguise?

So it'll be like Louie, only terrible?

So it'll be like Louie, only terrible?

You're thinking of State Home for Manic Pixie Dream Girls

You're thinking of State Home for Manic Pixie Dream Girls

JGL in Hesher maybe? Or Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon?

JGL in Hesher maybe? Or Johnny Depp in Benny & Joon?

starbeards?

starbeards?

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.

In its defense, they did divest A&W and Long John Silver's.

In its defense, they did divest A&W and Long John Silver's.

I was hoping it would be a medieval-themed musical theater dinner.

I was hoping it would be a medieval-themed musical theater dinner.