Hearses are where it is at. Don’t let your first ride in a hearse be your last. 

I can’t think of a much more appropriate place for a limousine. On the official list of things “Everybody Only Pretends They Like”, riding in a stretch limo is right up there with “Jimmy Buffett Concert” and “Wheelbarrow Sex Position”. Get it out of your system on Prom Night. Limos are shit.

I was thinking that it would make an interesting design for plates or shallow bowls.

I don’t always bail out of a small plane with a parachute, but when I do, I have a selfie stick to record the whole thing. Because you know, I’m a professional.

Give me back my sd card slot you cowards.

This looks nice and all, but I feel like smartphones have hit a plateau since around 2017, and any improvements since have been somewhat diminished returns. For a personal example, I’d still by using my S8 if I hadn’t put the IP68 rating to an accidental test and was forced to upgrade to an S10.

WVian here - Tim is one of the nicest guys in the area. Does a ton for the community. Apparently he only has a small monitor and couldn’t really make out what happened while it was live. 

“She also appeared to be reporting from the side of the road without any reflective clothing.”

Tori Yorgey

I’ve spent a couple months in Germany. One of the big things that Germans get that Americans don’t is the idea of being an adult.

I wish everyone luck with this. It’s no worse than joining a membership on a YouTube channel or subscribing to someone’s Twitch stream. There’s the 3rd party Patreon route, too. I have zero issues with creators earning extra money. Me? No, I’ll keep ignoring/skipping ads. Be blessed.

Heck, let’s not forget about the gold-plated health benefits, retirement, housing allowance and, last but definitely not least, the hop-skip-and-jump into an even more lucrative lobbying job if you ever get turned out (highly unlikely).

I always found it surreal how many actors or celebrities have died because of skiing accidents. Such a very specific (and expensive) recreational activity for so many names to lose their lives.

Any worthy alternative?

Holy cow, thanks for alerting me to this.

Find someone who loves you as much as Jim Spanfeller loves fucking people over.

I can’t delete my comment, so I’ll make this post. G/O Media sucks and treats their employees like shit. I feel bad for those who were pushed around and pushed out. As much as I can, I stand with those editors and writers who are getting screwed over. It’s a shame. This website used to be wonderful. It had a culture…

Covid or no, I will also be continuing my daily cannabis consumption

It does prevent covid;

I smoke weed all the time and haven’t caught covid despite never having the option to work from home.