You mean those little guilt tripping, supermarket panhandling shits aren’t even baking the cookies themselves? WTF are they really doing to earn a badge? /s

Kinda makes me hope Beiber breaks his ankle and will go back to Canada.

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

If Twitter would have changed algorithms any sooner, his only tweet showing would be his contract extension. Which is just the Bengal’s baggage.

Yeah, that’s tough. She just got her license a few months ago, so she looks for any and all opportunities to drive and I’m good with that, but I’m not quite sure I'd trust her on the Ring :)

That’s awesome.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

Just filled out the online inquiry for the RS, and made sure to deselect offer and marketing emails. As soon as I submit it, I get an email for $500 off, but of course it’s not good on the one car I was inquiring about. So you know what Ford? Fuck your RS.

“drive”

Due to antitrust laws, there is no way Miller is buying Budweiser tonight.

It was a nice slam. 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty.

So Adam Schefter = Asshole

In some instance I find the censored beep infinitely more humorous than the word itself. But in some instances it doesn’t work out well either.

This is what happens when MTV asks you to host another Challenge.

What, he doesn’t want bigger implosions in the playoffs and bigger demolitions in the offseason?

Megatron, asked why he was retiring, responded, “I just don’t like the direction Michael Bay is taking with the franchise.”

Thanks for getting the obligatory reference to your fantasy football team that nobody gives a crap about out of the way.

Seriously, nobody cares about your fantasy team except for you and your friends all roll their eyes when you talk about it

Glen Plake was a fucking HERO in the 1990s.

This comment has an overwhelming smell like being attacked by perfume bottles in a beauty gauntlet at the mall. Perhaps you meant “flagrant”?