Missed the apex.

Take note NBC: this needs to be shown in between periods instead of listening to Jeremy Roenick.

Definitely a better job than the condom did protecting Mom from getting pregnant.

I have a feeling this was the only life available after the gyroscope in the phone got so disoriented.

New TSA rule: If you aren’t prepared, you are pulled out and you go back to the end of the line.

Wonder how much Can-Am gives Dan Bilzerian to drive around and shoot with models who's agencies are probably paying him to hangout with.

Can’t spell weird without “Weir”

Sideline Drs are now saying “Probable” instead of “Doubtful”

It's all about the handcuffs huh?

Moniz came to the dealership with his standard set of gator trappin’ tools—poll, rope, electrical tape, the usual stuff—to close the gator’s mouth shut.

Well duh......NASA

You mean the movies aren’t real??? Well, shit.... Sorry Rock, no more sequels!

Don't need to the San Andreas fault will do the job

....and drove off,without being on a flatbed trailer.

I digress. She already had brain damaged if she thought snapping and driving was a good idea.

$82 per nautical mile traveled? Knot gonna risk it with the psycho captains.

That's one way to put a stop to loud, obnoxious, crappy music.

It's not a Pomerainian. It's actually a Longhaired Mastiff. He's just that big your perception gets skewed.

I love you. Her. Waffles. I love everything. Syrup for two please!

God, did she realize what was happening when she got in Ted Bundy’s van?