drinkliftgamble
DrinkLiftGamble
drinkliftgamble

No Death Race 2000? Or is that a game and not a trip?

Maybe on their steering wheel. Illegal to obstruct view with the sticker those fucktards would need.

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!

They’d need to be put in the median where the morons in the left lane could see them.

SUCK IT!

YES! YES! YES!

55 is the minimum, so he’s calling out the slowest drivers of legal speeds that think they are not doing anything wrong.

Had me like....

They’re still in college. We have learned from experience and media that they are still children making dumb mistakes...putting fruit in beer, playing games in order to get drunk.... skirting all responsibility on Saturdays to tailgate.... etc.

Then they’ll just give the kids ghost peppers.

I absolutely hate basketball, and can barely watch my college team or hometown Heat play... but damn... I actually turn on tv to watch Curry do his thing.

No no... just put it in the slot on the side of your computer and email it to me.

It’s not so bad in here. The walls are padded.

Jesus fucking christ... you can’t take a joke can you. Why do you think I crossed out suffering (the first word that comes to mind while living here.)

Tell that to the 85 college kids I have slung booze to down here on Spring Break staying at their grandparents place for free on the golf course and walking distance to the beach!

Naples, Florida... Heaven’s waiting room.

Not everyone can be a heavy weight. Maybe she really got there late after work, chugged 3 beers in a hurry and decided to head straight home.

You are no longer invited to suffer vacation in my state of residency.

Not really sure how she’s gonna heel and toe with those on... but LOVE the fire suit.

If they are anything like FIFA or IOC, it’s just one big racket.