"Pompeii trailer is historical disaster porn with greasy, greasy abs"
"Pompeii trailer is historical disaster porn with greasy, greasy abs"
Looks rusty. Needs some 3 in 1 Oil.
When I was a kid I thought this was the pinnacle of technology.
Mordecai-Mark Mac Low...
In the comics and cartoons the costume worked because of color saturation, but in reality, it's just not that menacing...
Did you get the regular suits or the ones with the pleasure ribbing? I find the ones marked SUPER SOAKER 9000 absorb more.
Wait, you get bulk cameramen? Dammit, I don't have a wholesaler anywhere near me. I'll have to be content with my multipack banana hammocks. You have no idea how many of those the last production…
Pop Rocks, Alka-Seltzer and industrial custard, just add water...
Just keep that stuff off the boom mic! Remember what happened last time? That blonde production assistant STILL won't return your phone calls.
The shells are fine, the rubber pants, on the other hand...
THAT'S HILARIOUS!!
OK good, 'cause I was worried.
I tried that, but he just kept on climbing up his beanstalk. Jerk just wouldn't listen!
I realize that there is a level of theoretical physics at play here, but there is no actual proof the wormholes exists, correct? How is it possible to research something that doesn't exist or that we have no genuine understanding of how it works.
Well, call in the assistant best boy and pray the second unit footage is usable. How's your B-roll looking?
Well, with decent craft services, anything's possible!
Don't what? Take Dramamine to get through foreplay? Or have Guy Richie direct my sex scenes?
"Snyder uses frequent cuts and tracking shots during the sex scene to highlight and fetishize Laurie's body..."
"You have to trust me... my ... clam flesh... is absolutely addictive..."
There is a fantastic photo from Vogue magazine several years ago with Lawson on one side of the picture and Gordon Ramsey on the other and they are having a food fight. She looks resplendent in Vivienne Westwood, but I can't find it online. It's one of my favorite pictures of her because it captures her smoldering…
My favorite Lawson quote: "Panna cotta should quiver like the inner thigh of a 19th century courtesan."