Oh, look... A moron.

You are a lot less likely to die and spread Covid if you’re vaccinated.

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Oh, no! An inconvenience!

And generally, hybrid Toyotas are even more reliable than others. 

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Missouri is cheap to live in. Other than that, I’ve got nothing.

It’s going to differ. St. Louis is probably about 1/2 black. So Waffle Houses in parts of the area are going to be staffed by black people.

Ugh, your car has stancer.

By voluntarily resigned, they mean she said “fuck this place” and had a different job the next day if she wanted one.

 I’ve only been to the Waffle House 2-3 times in my life. It’s tasteless and greasy.

Eh, while I’d prefer my car to look good, it’s the least important thing to me. If it does everything I like, I could overlook it. Eventually, I’d get used to it.

Lol.

Maybe you can design a replacement grill, and make millions?

I’ve always known where my ELO records are.

Just remember you’re inside the car and don’t have to look at it.

It’s such an imposition to wear a mask for 5-10 minutes, you are a tyranny!1!!!111

My experience is that the pending replies to the author of the piece appear after everything else with random replies to commenters showing up. Rarely anything replied to me shows up.

Kinja is a dumpster fire.

The GR86 suggested elsewhere is a good choice. I know that you used to be able to get a separate hard top for the Miata, so maybe a lightly used Miata with a hard top? Too lazy to check if that’s an option on newer Miatas.