None of those things can be carried by a modern pickup truck. I THINK that constitutes irony.

Neighbor has the R8. Tesla is so common here it's boring. I see the classic NSX every few weeks (white, red, and yellow) but I don't think I've ever seen the reboot in the flesh.

Nah. Byline on that one says Shilling.

“My wife is absolute trash, but I won't leave her because some other chick might be even worse!"

Dude a hundred people a day die in car wrecks in this country. Big deal.

If the industry is so complex that you can’t figure out the price of the object you’re selling then you need to fuck completely off and get into something more your speed, like a lemonade stand. 

Dude, YOU were wrong, and have hurt fee fees. I can tell because you said fee fees. You tried to act like big mr know bout gunz man, but didn't know.

I thought Trump was out of Florida and moving to Jersey?

Only people from shithole countries risk thier lives to come here. President said so. 

Homie got so many angles, they call him Dutch.

BIL was CFO of the SA branch of a banking instrument. His wife worked for a Chinese firm. When thugs walked her boss into her office and blew his brains all over her desk, she quit. When his CFO ran off to AUS with his assistant and scads of money, so did he.

When asked what he thought of actor Chuck Norris, Prinsloo responded, "never heard of 'er."

Colorado driver here. He’s lying. If he was simply beyond the point of no return and crossed a bit late, four people would have continued through the intersection behind him.

I understand you can build quite the sturdy gilloutine with a stimulus check.

I’d like to add to what you said. Income inequality being what it is, with the gap widening by the day, whole industries can just ignore 60% of the population and sell to the remaining, where they can gouge.

Why would you drive to pick up a viagra pres ription?

Nuanced take. 👍

Nah. New construction is usually rated such that a fire downstairs takes an hour to get upstairs.

We had a small house fire. An old tv went up. Scorched a wall and torched some draped before a neighbor kicked a window in and hosed it down. EVERYTHING was covered in soot. Clothes in closets 3 rooms away were smoke damaged.

Hell yeah do your thing.👍