Harry Styles was good!
Swingset
drewnewks
Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.
Can’t say I’m totally surprised by this.
“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)
Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.
Somebody better check on Drew.
That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.
Can’t
CTE is real, folks.
The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.
That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.
White.
They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles
melting a slice of crappy american cheese on unfrosted blueberry or strawberry is the real #1.
Wait, so in this version Ryan Lochte fucked up someone elses property, acted like an asshole, and didn’t actually lose any money. He is the Trump of Urinegate 2016.
So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story
And I’m like “Whatever...”
When you figure out your mistake, sir, boy will your cheeks be rouge!
Clickbait headline is clickbate. There are only 100 yards on a football field. Gawker media is at it again.