I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

we all know Trump loves his family....

This is all well and good but what happens when these people and organizations just...don’t fucking care? I’m not trolling here, but in the last two years there has been nothing but repeated confirmation that if you’re a Republican and you just ignore the law, nothing bad will happen to you.

How awful of a suckup syncophant must you be to be two points better than Hannity?

“Now Mitch. What seems to be the issue here?”

This is how Colin Kaepernik ended up having to defend himself from accusations of “disrespecting the troops” when he asked that cops not kill black people indiscriminately.  This is Grade A deflection. 

“I’m not a racist — you’re a racist for calling me a racist!”

It amazes me that a guy like Cummings can count this chucklefuck as a friend.

Her questions about the asset/tax fraud related to the two NY golf courses, which Cohen answered in the affirmative, set up the city of New York and the State of New York to demand Trump’s tax returns. And not just because they are entitled to them in general, but, now, because they have real, prosecutable reasons to…

She was quick, poised and an example to all.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

And, he told me that black people would never vote for him because they were too stupid.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

Florida Dems: Yes, we must get involved in the election in other nations to prevent an outcome we don’t want.

I just have to laugh at the fact that, even though he’s there by choice, the lone African American in the photo has a look on his face that screams “What the fuck am I doing here with these people?”

I predict good things for this awful, awful comment. Well done.

I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

Tell that to all the people who are like these two spank jobs.