Why Do So Many Goddamn Sportswriters Watch The Bachelor?
If there’s one thing I know about old sportswriters, it’s that they love Bruce Springsteen. HURRRRR WELL DURRRRR ME AND SALLY WE COULDA MADE IT BUT THEN I LOST MY UNION CARD BRRRRGHH.
What Is The Worst Bodily Fluid To Clean Up?
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Crackers, Ranked
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Who Lasts Longer: Donald Trump Or Tom Brady?
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What Is The Best Age To Have Children?
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Shelled Vs. Unshelled Peanuts... Who Ya Got?!
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I Bought A Fake Christmas Tree Because I’m Not A Deluded Simpleton
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Holy Shit, We Gotta Talk About The End Of Rogue One
Please note that this post contains ALL OF THE SPOILERS. In fact, I’m so conscientious of spoiling Rogue One that I’m gonna put a shitload of Greek copy between here and the actual beginning of the post.
Is Male Shirtlessness On The Decline?
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The Restoration Hardware Catalog Intro Letter Is Lofty And Insane
We already goofed on this year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog, but plenty of readers have alerted me to the fact that, on an annual basis, the Restoration Hardware catalog is a far more insane enterprise. And they’re right. It’s bigger, more pretentious, more expensive, and has way more useless crap. This year’s RH catalog…
The 2016 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
I was on the Jersey Turnpike when I saw it. I was driving my family to New York for Thanksgiving and there, along the shittiest stretch of road in the shittiest state in America, I saw the Williams-Sonoma fulfillment center: a vast hangar that seemed to stretch a mile long, with shipping containers lined up along the…
A Fail-Safe Guide To Your Kid’s Christmas Pageant
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