This guy looks like a reject from Bill Simmons’ extended universe of college friends characters. I presume he goes by a nickname like “Worm” or “Gooch.”
End of Lebron? Look, I’m not going to say LeBron’s plan is to wrest immortality from time’s cruel grasp and play basketball at peak physical conditioning for eternity, but I’m also not going to be surprised if it happens. There is no end of LeBron.
I am going to defend the Dodge commercial, though I know I will just whither away in the bottom of the grays on a day old article.
Maybe he was just looking to nitpick the guy.
The CBA was written specifically to give veterans a break. Those vets used to have lots of hitting practices in full pads, so the play didn’t deteriorate much. Those vets have since mostly retired.
If you drowned off the coast of Delaware, would there be better tax advantages for your body being discovered on the shore or floating in international waters?
“Does Trump use brand new bed sheets every day? What a fucking asshole”.
Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…
god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?
The pancake machine at the old Gawker office lasted about two weeks before breaking, but I feel like you could monetize these pancake bites?
“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”
I think part of what makes it easier to watch AP leave than Moss is that his fumbles led (more or less) directly to 2 playoff losses, including in an NFC Championship Game. He’s great, but his biggest flaws always showed up at the worst times.
Pancakes, Waffles, or French Toast?
The worst words to hear while listening to a panel discussion is when the moderator goes, “Ok, we’re going to have to wrap this up but I have one final question for our panelists,” because that means another 20 minutes of yakking.
Excuse me, I have a two-part question and a comment...
The @fuckjerry panel is just every other panel curated into one convenient panel.
“At NASA, we all pee the same color.”
Yellow? Clear? Are they all equally hydrated or something?
Even though it had shit head Matthew McConaughey in it, I really liked Mud!
Just give the awards to Mad Max: Fury Road. Every year.