drewmagary
Drew Magary
drewmagary
Drew Magary is a Deadspin columnist and columnist for GEN magazine. You can buy Drew's second novel, The Hike, through here.
Mar 4 2019
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I know someone with an allergy to them and avoiding them is nearly impossible.

Feb 18 2019
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Does he think porn is real?

Jun 21 2018
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Actually, Hit By A Bus could definitely be a studio comedy. “He was an uptight family man with three kids and dead-end job, until...”

Jun 6 2018
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How could I forget

Apr 20 2018
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Tie between Magnolia and Caligula

Apr 20 2018
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Never less than 24 hours away.

Apr 20 2018
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More an issue of cost than age, right?

Apr 20 2018
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Where have you NOT been? I’d go to New Orleans but that’s because I’ve never been Read more

Apr 20 2018
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Bush? If it’s wispy like the curtains that would be weird. A bald dick is just a dick.

Apr 20 2018
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Wet Hair? Younger Us? Prolly one of those.

Apr 20 2018
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What would that entail? Like giving gifts? Going to weed mass?

Apr 20 2018
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Go out for an excursion once a day. I always go to the gym at lunch.

Apr 20 2018
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Yeah never get chili out. Make it at home. Save your NYC dining dollars for shit NYC is good at.

Apr 20 2018
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I’ll believe it when I see it but I hope she gets a job. I have also long been on the record saying Geno should coach an NBA team.

Apr 20 2018
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Shotgun and pistol formations continue unabated, so yes. Football will never ditch those burly weapons metaphors.