“I never thought Thanos would wipe out my half of the universe.” Said the woman who voted for the Thanos Wipes Out Half of the Universe Party.

The first trailer is out for Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (oh man, we’re going to need an acronym for this one)

You forgot the very first story arc of Christopher Priest’s run: Everett K. Ross has spent most of the present day hiding in T’Challa’s apartment, scared of Mephisto (Marvel’s Satan) who is also waiting for T’Challa to show up. Finally, T’Challa returns, Ross asks “Should I call the Avengers?” and T’Challa says “Why?”…

He won’t blow it up, he’ll just carve “Cha-” into it.

But where are the three seashells?

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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Even if it was a new power, created wholecloth for the movie, I’m totally cool with it if it forwards the story, or is thematically appropriate. << This is all there needs to be right here.

Oh crap, I did this wrong. I killed my dad and then got shot with a crossbow in the abdomen.

This year, I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they’re going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That’s when I’ll cash in.

“We did pre-op and post-op comparative function tests and are extremely pleased to announce that after head transplantation, no functionality was lost and scores appeared to be 100% consistent between the two datasets. We will be looking further into the data to verify our results, but at this time we don’t believe…

Vulture in Spiderman Homecoming was pretty damn good, way better than what I expected considering the comic book Vulture was never that interesting.

BROOD

It leaves the host’s brains untouched, and instead focuses on making the body move wh—

If true that I hogged the mic at my friend’s karaoke birthday party, and in fact sang so many songs that I was the last person in the room while a nice man turned on the lights and began clearing our glasses, that would be unacceptable behavior—but I’d need to know who your sources are.

Takes over the body but leaves the brain alone? So theoretically the host could be fully aware, going to the most terrifying ride of it’s life as it body betrays it?Imagine a zombie where the original person is still there, seeing and hearing everything but unable to act or scream? Being forced to watch as your own…

This is what your Scientist Character says right before you cut to a montage of people buying a new miracle diet drug. And then you cut to the zombie hordes.